Retaliation by paper cuts

City Code enforcement will no doubt be cruising the neighborhood in late August, early September 2008.  As per usual, residents will not stand before their accusors.  No, that would be unusual in the extreme for petty, vindictive-yet-dickless, adjunct officer Crabgrass.  Even moreso for unctuous assistant Claggart.

Expect "weeds" and "junk cars" first, as that's almost too easy.  Humorous that many of the so-called weeds are taken directly - and no doubt illegally - from City property, planted there by City employees.  Let's not get started on the economics of new cars....

So. Inspected here, randomly, by City employees.  Soon.  In concert.  Perhaps this time they will concoct a near-plausible reason to come inside.